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Ever wonder how your zodiac sign influences your relationship with money? In this episode, Lauren dives into the hilarious (but eerily accurate) money tendencies of each zodiac sign – roasting them with love while offering practical guidance on how to work with these cosmic money patterns instead of against them.

In this episode...

💰 Why understanding your astrological money patterns can transform your financial reality

🖤 The shadowy money tendencies each zodiac sign tends to fall into (prepare to feel seen!)'

🌟 Powerful reframes to turn your cosmic money challenges into business superpowers

🪄 Practical guidance tailored to each sign's unique relationship with abundance

💫 Why creating systems aligned with your cosmic design leads to sustainable wealth

🚀 How to play the money game in a way that feels like you were made to win it

Whether you're a structure-resistant Aries, a luxury-loving Taurus, or a spreadsheet-obsessed Virgo, this episode offers both cosmic wisdom and practical tools to help you transform your relationship with money. Lauren reminds us that while our zodiac tendencies might point to uncomfortable truths, they also reveal the path to authentic abundance when we learn to work with our cosmic design rather than against it.

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ZODIAC MONEY ROAST

Your Cosmic Money Blueprint is More Than Just Your Sun Sign

When it comes to understanding your relationship with money, astrology offers fascinating insights that go far beyond basic financial advice. Your cosmic design influences how you earn, spend, save, and invest in ways that can either limit your abundance or become your greatest financial strength.

Before we dive into each sign's money tendencies, remember this important truth: you are more than just your sun sign. If another sign's money pattern resonates more strongly with you, it's likely because you have other significant planets or points in that sign. As an abundance astrologer, I look beyond sun signs to understand the complete picture of someone's financial destiny.

But these are fun, there's always a little truth in the stereotypes, and there's gems for you to consider too – so let's go...


♈️ Aries: The Impulsive Spender


Aries approaches money with the motto: "Make it, spend it, regret nothing." You launch projects with zero budget, sign up for new software subscriptions during Mercury retrograde, and your accountant probably quit last week... again.

This stems from your impulsive nature and resistance to structure. You want freedom to dive into whatever excites you without limitations.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Implement automated systems that handle financial management in the background

✔️ Set up structures that require minimal maintenance but provide maximum clarity

✔️ Use your newfound mental bandwidth to focus on creative pursuits without financial chaos



♉️ Taurus: The Luxury-Loving Hoarder

Taurus, you act broke while sitting on untouched savings. Like a dragon too tired to invest, you love money almost as much as slow mornings and luxury candles. You refuse to pay for anything unless it's aesthetic, ethical, and hand-delivered by forest nymphs.
Your resistance to change and comfort-seeking nature creates this financial pattern.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Recognize that financial security is ultimate medicine for your nervous system

✔️ Embrace transformation (your Scorpio opposite) to build a more solid foundation

✔️ Remember: better money management means more margin for luxury spending



♊️ Gemini: The Scattered Investor

Gemini, your money is wherever your attention span last was. One week you're budgeting meticulously, the next you're trading crypto and selling vintage sunglasses online. You have multiple bank accounts, zero consistent budgets, and countless passive income dreams.
Your scattered, curious nature makes traditional financial approaches unbearable.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Create flexible structures that accommodate your need for variety

✔️ Develop systems that feel like "organized chaos" rather than rigid constraints

✔️ Build financial scaffolding that allows for growth while maintaining fundamental stability



♋️ Cancer: The Emotional Undercharger


Cancer, you treat money like a relationship with a moody ex – wanting it to love you while avoiding direct conversation. You undercharge to avoid hurting feelings, then resent living on emotional granola. Your spreadsheets might be tear-stained, but they exist.

Your tendency to be led by emotions and people-pleasing creates this pattern.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Remember that charging more actually helps clients commit more deeply to your work

✔️ Focus on the numbers that provide security for your nervous system

✔️ Create pricing based on what you actually need rather than what you think others can afford



♌️ Leo: The Visibility-Obsessed Spender

Leo, you'll invest thousands in a program because the landing page had gold accents. Your money strategy equates visibility with value – as long as you look successful online, you believe abundance is coming (spoiler: it's not). You spend like royalty but budget like chaos.

Your hunger for visibility often overshadows building solid foundations.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Redirect some energy from content creation to building sustainable business foundations

✔️ Consider the long game – genuine wealth creates more visibility than appearance of wealth

✔️ Build a body of work that attracts attention naturally rather than chasing it



♍️ Virgo: The Over-Controlling Analyst

Virgo, your color-coded profit and loss tracker has its own backup file. You know your monthly recurring revenue to the penny and silently judge anyone who doesn't. Your financial spreadsheets are immaculate (and possibly scented).

Your perfectionism and detail-orientation create an anxious relationship with money.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Create rhythmic money check-ins (weekly/monthly) rather than obsessive daily tracking

✔️ Balance control with surrender – leave room for unexpected abundance

✔️ Remember that some money roles are yours to play and others require letting go



♎️ Libra: The Aesthetically-Driven Avoider

Libra, you'd rather flirt with abundance than talk with a bookkeeper. You impulse-buy beautiful things, then feel betrayed when rent comes due. You've spent months deciding between financial apps because they must be aesthetically pleasing.

Your indecision and people-pleasing tendencies create this financial pattern.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Separate pricing from self-worth – they're completely unrelated metrics

✔️ Focus on balancing revenue and expenses rather than perfect pricing

✔️ Make decisions based on actual needs rather than perceived perception



♏️ Scorpio: The Secretive Controller

Scorpio, you treat finances like state secrets. Nobody knows how much you make, but everyone senses your power. Your money might be in crypto wallets with multiple layers of security, and even your accountant doesn't have full access.

Your tendencies toward secrecy, control, and fear of loss create this pattern.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Work through trust issues to collaborate with financial professionals

✔️ Expand your definition of "investing" beyond just money

✔️ Take baby steps toward releasing control for exponential returns



♐️ Sagittarius: The Freedom-Loving Bypasser

Sagittarius, you think budgeting is a capitalist conspiracy. You spend freely in the name of expansion, then suddenly remember taxes exist. You'll invest in retreats and experiences while avoiding financial fundamentals.

Your love of freedom and spontaneity creates resistance to financial structure.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Recognize that financial organization creates more freedom for adventures

✔️ Implement systems that support your vision of spontaneous lifestyle

✔️ See money management as the path to more experiences, not fewer



♑️ Capricorn: The Workaholic System-Builder

Capricorn, you are basically a financial system with human characteristics. Your spreadsheets have spreadsheets. You might have written a business plan for your childhood lemonade stand. Money is both your love language and coping mechanism.

Your workaholic tendencies and fear of failure drive this relationship with money.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Remember the purpose of wealth – quality of life beyond work

✔️ Connect financial goals to emotional fulfillment, not just achievement

✔️ Balance systems with the magical side of abundance



♒️ Aquarius: The Radical Experimenter

Aquarius, you manage money like a post-capitalist experiment. You believe in radical generosity but also have investments built with AI prompts. You hate traditional finance but might sell workshops on quantum budgeting.

Your allergy to systems while wanting to play the abundance game creates this tension.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Learn the rules so you can break them more effectively

✔️ Recognize that compliance creates freedom to focus on your bigger mission

✔️ Embrace practical foundations to support your visionary ideas



♓️ Pisces: The Vibes-Based Investor

Pisces, you and money exist in a karmic relationship. You avoid looking at accounts because numbers stress your aura. Financial decisions are based on feelings rather than facts, and your receipts are basically just vibes.

Your avoidance of structure and preference for flow creates financial confusion.

🪄 Transform Your Tendency:

✔️ Recognize that structure actually creates more freedom for creative flow

✔️ Implement systems that free you to focus on your spiritual gifts

✔️ Use visualization as a strength in your financial planning



Playing a Game You Were Made to Win

As a business owner, you're playing to win. When you design your money practices in alignment with your unique cosmic codes {while respecting the universal rules of abundance) something magical happens... it stops feeling like a struggle and starts feeling like a game you were made to win.

Understanding your zodiac money tendencies isn't about shame or judgment. It's about recognizing patterns that may be limiting your abundance, then transforming them into superpowers that support your financial growth.

Because ultimately, we're not just talking about money – we're talking about creating a life and business that feels aligned with who you truly are at a soul level.

Ready to transform your relationship with money in a way that honors your astrological design? Reach out and let's explore what's possible when your financial approach aligns with the stars.

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