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Every sign has a money habit it would rather not talk about. The one that keeps you underpricing, over-saving, avoiding your accounts, or spending like the invoice will handle itself.

In this drop, you get the funny-because-it's-true version of your sign's money baggage, plus what's really going on underneath the joke.

Because these tendencies aren't just flaws. They're superpowers pointed in the wrong direction, and once you see the pattern, you get to flip it.

In this episode...

🌚 The money shadow hiding in your sign – and why it's usually a strength in disguise

💸 Why the signs that "hate structure" are the ones who need it most (and how to build it your way)

🗝️ The pricing trap that keeps Cancer and Libra stuck – and the simple reframe that breaks it

🪐 What Capricorn and Virgo get wrong when the systems become the whole point

⚡ The permission slip Aquarius and Pisces have been waiting for to actually play the money game

You'll walk away seeing your money patterns with way less shame and way more clarity, plus a real sense of how to turn the thing you've been avoiding into the thing that finally works for you. It's a fun, fast tour through all 12 signs that leaves you with something you can actually use.

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Your Sign's Money Baggage

Every sign is carrying a money habit it would rather not talk about. These point to some potentially uncomfortable truths that you might resonate with, but my purpose here is to help you learn to work with them instead of spiraling in shame around the less than ideal tendencies.

So before we dive in, know that you are so much more than your sun sign. If one of the other ones hits closer to home, it's probably because you have another prominent planet or point in your chart located there. And as an abundance astrologer, the sun sign is not what I focus on when I look at someone's relationship with money. But it's a fun place to start, so let's go sign by sign.

♈️ Aries

Your money strategy is basically make it, spend it, regret nothing. You manifest abundance by launching things with zero budget and buying new software subscriptions during Mercury retrograde. You don't track expenses because you believe in trusting the flow, and that flow is lava. Also, your accountant quit last week. Again.

Here's the thing about Aries. What you really want is to be able to dive into what excites you. You don't wanna get bogged down with the things that come with structure, so you avoid it to your detriment.

But when you actually have systems, structures, and SOPs in place, you get to spend less of your attention, presence, and mental energy on those things, so you can free yourself to focus on what you really want to. For you, systems and structures are so valuable so that you know your money stuff is handled and flowing.

♉️ Taurus

You act broke while sitting on a pile of untouched savings, like a dragon who's too tired to invest. You love money almost as much as you love slow mornings and luxury candles. Your record keeping is immaculate, but also scented.

This comes from the part of Taurus that is often stubborn and resistant to change. But financial security is such medicine for Taurus people.
So if there's resistance to learning the new thing and implementing the change that's gonna get you to a more solid and secure foundation around your money, know that it's absolutely worth embracing the equal but opposite side of Scorpio, of transformation, to get to that point.

Because what that makes possible for you is truly feeling settled and relaxed in your nervous system.

♊️ Gemini

Your money is wherever your attention span last was. One week you're on a budgeting app, the next you're trading crypto and selling vintage sunglasses on Depop. You have five bank accounts, zero budgets, and 17 passive income dreams you haven't monetized yet because you were too busy making memes about it.

This comes from Gemini's tendency to jump from one thing to the next really quickly. So to you, I say that structures don't have to be rigid.
Having systems that were designed for how you are means they leave a lot of room for moving parts, to change your mind, to swap variables and pieces in and out. But there's this underlying foundational structure, like scaffolding, so you can grow and weave and meander to your heart's content.

You are a great example of why half of my signature program Cosmic Currency is about looking at your unique Cosmic Currency Codes to build structures around your money flow that were designed for you. Because most forms of structure are not gonna work for a Gemini.

♋️ Cancer
You treat money like a relationship with a moody ex. You want it to love you, but you don't wanna talk about it directly. You undercharge so no one's feelings get hurt, then feel resentful while you're living on emotional granola. Your money mantra is something like, I deserve prosperity, but only if everyone else has it first.

This comes from Cancer's tendency to be led by emotions and to underprice offers because of people-pleasing. But to you, I say that when you actually price your offers higher, at an amount that's a bit more of a stretch, people are actually gonna get more out of what you're offering.

Because the alternative is that it was either super lowballed or free, so they could kind of take or leave their investment in it. The more they've put into it, the more they think, I'm gonna get my money's worth, I'm gonna show up for this because I paid a lot for it.

And it makes a world of difference in terms of how much they're actually able to get out of it.

♌️ Leo

You'll drop six grand on a mastermind because the landing page had gold accents. Your money strategy is visibility equals value, so as long as you look rich online, you believe abundance is on its way. You spend like a Kardashian and budget like a raccoon with a Target gift card.

This comes from Leo's tendency to be hungry for visibility, to be so invested in how you're being perceived that it becomes more important than the inner game, the foundations you need to build.

But here's the thing. If you actually focus on creating the foundation your business needs to be sustainable, and on building the body of work you're gonna be known for, you're actually gonna create a way bigger following and have way more eyes on what you're putting out there. So consider the long game.

♍️ Virgo

You have a color-coded profit and loss tracker and a backup file just in case. You know your monthly recurring revenue down to the cent and judge everyone who doesn't. You are the financial spreadsheet everyone else is too emotionally unstable to open.

This comes from Virgo's tendency to be a perfectionist, to get lost in the details, to over plan. Virgo embraces structure to a fault.

It is absolutely your role to be aware of your income and expenses and what's going on with your money. But I do not suggest looking at it every single day. I suggest having some kind of rhythmic pulse currency check-in, which is the culmination of Cosmic Currency.

It's really valuable, efficient, and effective to do this on more of a weekly or monthly basis, not to be obsessively checking it all the time. So this is my reminder to you, dear Virgos, that you would probably do good to loosen your grip a little bit.

♎️ Libra

Money? Ugh, gross. You'd rather flirt with abundance than talk with a bookkeeper. You impulse-buy aesthetics, then feel deeply betrayed when your rent is due. You've spent three months trying to decide between QuickBooks and just journaling about money blocks. Your entire budget is mood board based.

This comes from Libra's tendency to be a little indecisive and a little bit of a people pleaser. Often a lot of what's tied up in that indecision is trying to equate value to your sense of worth, trying to decide on a dollar price point relative to something that has nothing to do with being quantifiable.

It's a trap to try and position your sense of self-worth anywhere near what you're charging people. A smart money flow actually looks at what you need to make to meet the expenses you're responsible for now, and the ones you're calling in to actualize your next level lifestyle.

This is the balancing act you wanna be tuning into. Not does your worth equate to what you're charging, but rather does your revenue meet your expenses. Let it be way simpler than what you've got going on in your head.

♏️ Scorpio

You treat your finances like state secrets. Nobody knows how much you make, but they feel that you're powerful. Your money is in a vault, probably a crypto wallet with 4FA. Your record-keeping is impeccable and encrypted, but no one will ever see it, including your accountant.

Scorpio has a tendency to be a little obsessive, potentially a little bit of a control freak, and ultimately has a deep fear of loss that motivates it.

And to you I point out that when it comes to a strategy that's actually gonna make long-term wealth possible, where your money works for you, you need to move through the trust issues or whatever else comes up that feels edgy. So you can embrace working with other people, other institutions, other opportunities you don't have full control over. Because those are the kinds of things that bring you an exponential ROI.

♐️ Sagittarius

You think budgeting is a capitalist conspiracy. You spend freely in the name of expansion and then suddenly remember taxes are a thing. You'll drop thousands on courses, flights, and kombucha retreats, then say things like, I don't believe in limits. You haven't seen your financial dashboard since 2022.

This comes from Sagittarius's tendency to value freedom above all else. And to you I point out that if you really want the additional income, the marginal flow to jump on a plane whenever you feel like it, and to spend on the bigger things you dream of, you gotta get your money stuff in order.

When you take the time to get the necessary systems in place, they actually support you to do those things you'd rather be doing. And when your money game is strong, you often have more time available to go do those things too.

♑️ Capricorn

You are a financial system. Your spreadsheets have spreadsheets. Money is your love language and also your coping mechanism. You have a quarterly review with your inner child and a retirement fund for your LLC. People ask you for money advice, and you pretend to be humble about it, but you are the IRS now.

This comes from Capricorn's often workaholic, super hustle tendency that borderlines on addiction, identifying as your business, and a pretty deeply ingrained fear of failure.

To you I point out, what is the point of doing all of that if you're not generating the profits and extra flow to spend on things that bring you more quality of life? Remember what truly vitalizes systems of generating abundance is being connected to the feelings around the visions you have for the lifestyle you want.

So don't get caught up in the means and forget what the point is of why you're creating this business machine.

♒️ Aquarius

You manage your money like a post-capitalist experiment. You believe in radical generosity, but also have a stock portfolio you built with ChatGPT prompts and divine timing. You hate traditional finance, but will sell a $222 workshop called quantum budgeting for visionaries. You're rich in ideas, broke in execution.

The thing about Aquarius people is that when it comes to money, they want to play the game because they love the experiment. But they have such an allergy to the system, the government, and even thinking about participating in a traditional way, that their avoidance of the thing often keeps them from making the money they need.

So my reminder to you is that you are not a sellout to play the game. And in fact, you would do well to learn the rules so you can loophole and break them in your own way.

♓️ Pisces

You and money are in a karmic relationship. You avoid looking at your accounts because numbers stress your aura. You prefer to feel into financial decisions, then wonder why you overdrew your account after buying a crystal grid and four abundance workshops. Your receipts are just vibes.

To my Pisces people, like what I said with Gemini, who seems so far from a genuine alignment with structure, Pisces too needs it so much. It is a missing piece for you that once implemented, frees and liberates you to flow as you feel.

And when you embrace the systems and structures around money that I teach, you also lean into this crucial half of the equation that is absolutely your jam, which is constantly visualizing to aim at your next mark, your next level of what you're bringing in.

Setting Down the Baggage

That brings us to the end of the zodiac. I hope something in here made you giggle, struck a chord, and left you with some takeaways around how to really leverage the signs we're working with to have the most optimal relationship with money inside our businesses.

As a business owner, you're playing to win. And when you design yours in a way that's aligned with your unique design and the rules of the game we're playing in, as above, so below, it ends up feeling like a game you were made to win.

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